Top Yorkshire Covers Band - REAL PUB ENTERTAINMENT!!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

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LION EYES
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and speaking of great songs by the eagles, the lion gig last night was probably the best (of your love) that we've ever played there
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the place was rammed to the rafters and ridiculously bloody hot (el california)
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life (in the fast lane) just doesn't get any better than playing your bollox off to a bunch of nutters who just want to sing, dance and get pissed along to the noise that you pump out
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big cheers to mal spunkster who did one (of these nights) hell of a job on the sound
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the new (kid in town) stuff is coming on well, with teenagers and chelsea dagger sounding great
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and last but by no means purple
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why is sam cringing?
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why is paul laughing?
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why is LSD looking so sinister?
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and what the foook is this?
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well.................... after several complaints about the foul stench emanating from the general stage area the management came over and ask us to try and sort it
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being a band of the people , like what we are, we were only to happy to oblige and try to get to the bottom of the mysterious pong!
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we first thought that it may have been sams wallet that had gone mouldy and rotten through years of neglect, but that wasn't where the whiff was coming from
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then there was the chance that paul may have left his bum sponge in his gig bag, that was a dead ender too
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LSD was given the all clear as he is such a nice all round lad that he would never say anything offensive or even dare to smell
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which only left BSD, who, on closer inspection, smelt like a five week old haddock in a tramps gusset
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it was his old trouble coming back from when he had the accident with a three foot garden gnome, a tub of swarfeega and the elephant trunk thong (poor bloke)
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after a short band meeting, that took into account all of the various factors and weighed up the ins and outs, it was decided that the best thing to do would be to go with the scientific approach and stick a can of deodorant up his arse
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questions answered
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next gig
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sat 29th sept
@ the
fox n newt leeds


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