WE ARE

.
back in action at the

TUT AND SHIVE

yeadon this

sat 18th nov

.

which is great, not only because we get to flex our rock n roll muscles once again

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it also gives us a chance to answer the second most asked erics related query

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WHAT IS A TUT AND SHIVE??

notice sam (below) reading one of the many letter from our loyal fan on this very subject whilst drinking warm cats urine

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professor dave of the university of big sexy has devoted most of his adult life to discover the truth behind the question of the tut , and with the help of his laboratory assistant/experiment sam, he has found that

'TUT'

is an old giptonion word which roughly translated means

BIG

.

BEAUTIFUL

.

BOUNCY

.

BOUNCY

.

BOOBIES

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and after much searching through the morley town hall records, our duo discovered that

'SHIVE'

was a word once used to describe a type of foodstuff specially prepared to feed the once large pigmy population of churwell who would live and work in the beer cellars of the small community

namely a large chocolate sponge cake covered in small candy covered chocolate drops

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put together with

'AND'

which means . . . and

and all becomes perfectly clear

.

TUT AND SHIVE

means

and i quote

'a small but perfectly formed two legged horse'

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see you at the a small but perfectly formed two legged horse on sat

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DONT FORGET
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