BREAKING NEWS

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MORLEY HAS BEEN PUT ON A STATE OF EMERGENCY

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YES NEWS HAS LEAKED THAT THE ERICS WILL BE PERFORMING

TWO MORLEY GIGS IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS

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THE NATIONAL GUARD HAVE BEEN ALERTED AND HAVE SAID THEY ARE PREPARED FOR THE THOUSANDS OF HARDCORE erics FREAKS THAT ARE EXPECTED TO DESCEND ON THIS SLEEPY LITTLE MARKET TOWN

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THE NEW INN ON CHURWELL HILL HAS REINFORCED

ITS FLOORS AND TOILET SEATS IN PREPERATION

FOR THE SAT 10th GIG

AND NEWS JUST IN TELLS US THAT THE CROSS KEYS

HAVE FINALLY WIDENED THE DOORWAYS TO

ACCOMADATE SAMS HEAD AFTER THE

SAT 17th GIG THERE

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ALL STELLA , STRONGBOW AND KEBAB

MANUFACTURERS IN THE YORKSHIRE AREA HAVE

BEEN WORKING 24/7 SINCE CHRISTMAS TO PREPARE

FOR THE RAVANOUS GIG GOERS

(AND DAVE)

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SO IF YOU'RE FEELING BRAVE

OR IF YOU'VE JUST GOT NOWT ELSE ON (OOER)

POP UP FOR A BEER AND A GAB

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C U THERE - BIG SEXY DAVE

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news***news***news

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