TFI FRIDAY
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there has had to be a step up in security at the erics mansion over the past few weeks due to the increasing media interest in the boys and rumours of additions to the set before fridays gig at the barge, brighouse
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sam has been apointed his very own bodyguard in the shape of TV fave harry hill, who before he found fame for his burp was a secret assassin for the morley bottom womens institute
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the band themselves have also had to take desperate measures to avoid the tabloid scum by disguising themselves as various cult childrens TV stars on their ventures to the gym, the beautitions and NETTO's
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but, despite all their best intensions, some details have leaked out and were published in this weeks financial times (due to national security the following songs and artists have had to be shown in the erics secret code) such as the fact that they will be performing the 70's classic
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+ N
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as well as a new tune from those noise merchants
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so if you need to cheer yourselves up and forget about all the shite going on in the world for a night, we'll see you at the barge, brighouse
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fri 20th march
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onstage at 9.30pm
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myspace.com/theericsrock
