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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

LIONFEST 2007
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WE HAVE GOT THE LINE UP FOR THIS YEARS LIONFEST CONFIRMED
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AS WE SAID BEFORE, WE WILL BE HEADLINING
(ONSTAGE @ 11pm)
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BUT THE ENTIRE DAY SHOULD BE A BELTER
ERICS FAITHFULLS, NO MERCY FOR PERCY ARE ON EARLY AFTERNOON
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WITH SHORT SEXY PETES BLACK RISING AND GOOD BUDS HEAVY LOAD KEEPING THE DAY ROCKING ALONG
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ALSO ON WILL BE THE GREAT BAND, STEALER, FROM YORK
PLUS SILENT SUNDAYS AND BIG FELLA TANKS BAND, GIRL KILLS BOY WHO WILL BE PLAYING THEIR OWN STUFF
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ALL THIS, PLUS ITS FREE ENTRY AND LESS THAN £1.50 A PINT
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WE WILL LET YOU KNOW TIMES AS SOON AS WE GET THEM
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Friday, January 26, 2007

THE ERICS EXPERIENCE CONTINUES
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after hours of discussions and arguments within the band and management we have decided to expand the whole 'erics experience'
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this will include amongst other things ;

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free pies to anyone who dances
(all meat, no vegans, sorry)
a gig bonus scheme, which means that if you attend three gigs in a row (and get your card stamped) you get to sleep with a member of the band
a full half time erotic dancer
(see pic of paul practicing below)
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if we get more than three encores LITTLE SEXY DAVE will perform his legandary Joe Pesci doing al pacino doing danny devito doing robert deniro doing his 'are you looking at me' bit
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sams halftime tips on how to keep looking young
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and BIG SEXY DAVES money making ideas

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see you at the CROSS KEYS MORLEY
sat 10th feb
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Sunday, January 21, 2007

pretty vacant
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the erics band have always been known
in the pubs of the greater yorkshire area for pushing back the boundaries of taste and fashion
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and so for the start of a new year, with a new member (ooer!) and new songs, we the band thought it would be good to drop the old image of sex god chic and go for an altogether more modern appearance
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SAM decided that the first thing he would do this year was lose over half a stone on the F plan diet ( the one where you eat as much as you want and it all just falls out of your eFFin' arse)
. then BIG SEXY DAVE also decided that it was about time that he got rid of some weight and tried to lose three stone of ugly fat, but after paul told him that he needed his head to wear hats, breathe and survive he decided against decapitation and instead went for an intensive regime of healthy eating which includes salad with everything. bit of a bugger really as it goes all soggy in the pan with the bacon, egg, sausage and mushrooms
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LITTLE SEXY DAVE, not to be left out decided that it was time to come to terms with his height issues and the fact that glam was dead by ditching his trademark silver platform boots
.PAUL also had an unexpected weight loss of just over half a stone during a rather intricate bedroom manoeuvre when one of his piles burst, paul by the way made a full recovery, but the curtains were ruined
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so all in all you, our adoring public are in for a real treat when you next see us
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and ladies, be prepared and ensure that you bring a supply of double gusset panties
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JUST IN CASE!!
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DON'T FORGET

Thursday, January 18, 2007

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we have just been confirmed as headliners at the lionfest gig at the lion on the sunset strip , cas vegas
(castleford to you)
on sat 24th feb
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it has been two years since we played this event which raises cash for the yorkshire air ambulance and always pulls a big crowd
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the day will kick of at 12 noon and feature 9 or ten bands with the erics (and hopefuly various guests) going onstage at 11pm and rocking til we drop
i havent got many details of bands as yet but do know that erics groupies NO MERCY FOR PERCY will be playing
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we will publish a full line as soon as we get it
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Sunday, January 14, 2007

OLD DOGS - NEW TRICKS
. no , we aint talking about a new series of band of gold
we are referring to the age old quote by one of the great philosophers of our times , i think it was either hippo-crates or george formby
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THE OLD DOGS
. being us , a group of well versed , well groomed and well hung
(two out of three aint bad)
SEX GODS of the first degree
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NEW TRICKS
. being the learning of new material
we are hpoing to get a good 6 to 8 new songs polished off and in the set by march , unfotunatley the gremlins have already struck ,with sams stomach exploding last week meaning that our week long session at abbey road was a no go as he needed a break by the sea to get his stegnth back
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all the songs we have in mind should fit in well and hopefully become new faves , but we are always looking for new ideas , so if you have any suggestions of songs you want us to do just leave them in the comments bit below , or if you're all myspaced up (do it today) leave them on our comments bit there
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DON'T FORGET

Sunday, January 07, 2007

HERE WE GO AGAIN
. yes indeed, here we do go again, very wise words from the diminutive lass from Preston with the humungous top bollox
not to be mixed up with HERE I GO AGAIN which in itself was a worthy offering from the perma tanned and also perma permed mr cock rock (here’s a song for ya!) coverdale
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yes indeedy , here we do go again with the gigging and the swigging , the gagging and the shagging , the tarting and the farting and the keeebabs
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everyone at eric towers hopes you all had a propper crimbo and a noisy new year
and we are really looking forward to seeing you all at the CROSS KEYS MORLEY for our first gig of the year on sat 10th feb

i know this seems like a big break, but we have given ourselves a month and a bit off to sort out a load of new material
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no gain without pain

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so, til next time we will leave you with the words and wisdom of another of Prestons greats
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RUBY
DON’T TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN

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DON'T FORGET
http://www.myspace.com/theericsrock

Tuesday, January 02, 2007


?? CONFUSED ??
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the erics office has been inundated with calls from the samaritans an other various helplines (netto direct and jelly babies collectors UK to name just two) over the xmas period after they recieved a record number of people in emotional turmoil over the little sexy dave situation and we thought it was about time that we laid peoples fears to rest
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the rumours that big sexy dave is no more were sort of true as he is now known by his official title of

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LORD BIG SEXY OF THE DAVE
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and if you're still confused
just a look at the pic below

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LITTLE SEXY DAVE is the little one
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and LORD BIG SEXY OF THE DAVE is the sexy one
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and this is our new percussionist

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FRED ERIC

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sporting his nifty erics tee
(available soon to our fashion seeking public)
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DON'T FORGET

http://www.myspace.com/theericsrock

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